When spells go wrong

Sometimes when a spell caster cast a spell they draw to much power from the magic web and strange things happen. this is called a spell serge now depending on what game system you are playing   how and when a spell caster spell serge's will be different. but for the Game master that wants to add a little spice to what happens here is a list of things i have used when players in my game Mazith spell surge.

To roll a 1d1000

List

0001 casters heart stops

0002 casters ear falls off

0003 it rains fire 10 feet around the caster, caster and all others take 1d100

0004 for the next one day caster has the face of a orc but the rest of the body is normal 

0005 metal statuettes fall to the ground near the caster

0006 12' iron statue of caster sprouts from ground within 60' of him

0007 daisy grows from caster's head, may be pruned without harm

0008 1d10 of caster's fingers turn to steel

0009 1d10 chicken eggs tumble from caster's mouth for the rest of the day

0010 will lay 1d100 eggs over the same amount of days as eggs

0011 1d100 young children claim to be the caster's offspring

0012 1d1000 flies swarm from caster's mouth whenever he or she tells a lie

0013 1d4 people of same race/opposite sex fall in love with caster

0014 1d6 birds flutter about caster's head every time he or she is hit

0015 1d6 rounds of booing and hisses echo if caster speaks his or hers name

0016 1d6 rounds of dramatic music play when caster speaks his or hers name

0017 1d8-1 bones teleport into caster; loses d12 HP per bone

0018 1d8-1 bones teleport out of caster; loses d10 HP per bone

0019 3d10 gazelles appear in the caster's home

0020 4d8 of caster's teeth turn to gold

0021 hole penetrates caster's torso; caster remains unharmed

0022 8d4 of caster's teeth become sentient

0023 A 1d100 feet deep opens beneath caster; dexterity check or fall

0024 A cuckoo pops from caster's mouth 12 times like a clock

0025 A false but real-looking map is tattooed on caster's skin

0026 A fountain springs up beneath caster's feet

0027 A framed 8x10 photograph of the caster drops at his or hers feet

0028 A gaping hole forms under the caster whenever he or she says his or hers name

0029 A glaze of frost coats caster's wounds

0030 A hand reaches down from the sky and snatches the caster away

0031 A large cheese sculpture of the caster appears nearby

0032 A large granite hand rises from the earth to grasp the caster

0033 A small dragon is now the casters pet

0034 A light bulb appears over caster's head when he or she casts a spell

0035 A light rain falls on the caster when he or she casts a spell

0036 A light rain falls on the caster when he or she's targeted by a spell

0037 A rainbow springs from caster's head and follows him everywhere

0038 A rattling sound is heard whenever caster shakes his or hers head

0039 A red dragon believes it owes the caster a favor

0040 A Red Dragon believes that caster is pursuing her

0041 A red dragon believes the caster owes it a favor

0042 A red dragon covets something the caster now possesses

0043 A red light flashes atop caster's head for one turn

0044 A small elemental appears wherever the caster spills blood

0045 A small elemental appears wherever the caster's blood is spilt

0046 A small mouse falls from caster's mouth when he or she speaks a lie

0047 A swarm of normal bees appears and attacks caster

0048 A thick, foul-smelling discharge oozes from caster's ears

0049 A wealthy investor wants to buy the caster's nervous system

0050 Air cannot come within 10 feet of caster's principal weapon

0051 Air Elemental resides in caster's lungs; inhalation unnecessary

0052 All air between 1' and 10' of caster turns to iron

0053 All air between 1' and 10' of caster turns to water

0054 All air between 1' and 20' of caster turns to fire

0055 All air within 1' of caster turns to chlorine gas

0056 All allies appear identical to caster for 1d12 rounds

0057 random normal item within 30' of caster shrinks by 90%

0058 All architecture within 120' of caster is leveled

0059 All Bags of Holding within 120' of caster dump their contents

0060 All but 1 (player choice) of caster's attributes re-rolled daily

0061 All but one of caster's attributes forever raised to 18

0062 All but one of caster's attributes forever reduced to 3

0063 All caster's attribute scores are halved

0064 All caster's attribute scores drop to equal his or hers worst score

0065 All caster's attribute scores rise to equal his or hers best score

0066 All caster's attributes drop to 3

0067 All caster's clothing not currently worn grows to 2X its size

0068 All caster's clothing not currently worn shrinks to ½ its size

0069 All caster's equipment turns to Gold

0070 All caster's gems become enchanted with Continual Light

0071 All caster's gold pieces turn to teeth

0072 All caster's precious metal turns to soap

0073 All clothing becomes invisible to caster

0074 All clothing touched by caster crumbles to dust

0075 All coins carried by caster are turned to lead

0076 All coins within 100 yards bear the caster's likeness

0077 All cooked meat seen by caster for 5 days randomly poly-morphs 

0078 All cooked meat seen by caster in next 5d20 days turns to liver

0079 All creatures viewed by caster look and sound identical

0080 All creatures within 100 yards Alter self to appear as caster

0081 All creatures within 100 yards Alter self to appear as caster

0082 All creatures within 100 yards ignore the caster for 1d4 rounds

0083 All creatures within 90' of caster have a sing-along for 1 turn

0084 All enchantments/charms upon caster are dispelled

0085 All enemies appear identical to caster for 1d4 rounds

0086 All enemies within 15 feet of caster are turned to cast iron

0087 All external facial features of caster disappear

0088 All fat in caster's body turns to water: nerve cells, etc.

0089 All flesh on caster's face turns invisible when he or she smiles

0090 All foes teleport 1d6 miles in random direction

0091 All foliage within 30' of caster grows 3'

0092 All food and drink tastes utterly bland to the caster

0093 All free water within 120' of caster turns to molasses

0094 All gems carried by caster are turned to ice

0095 All gems carried by caster combust

0096 All gold carried by caster becomes as hard as steel

0097 All gold carried by caster increases in weight by 100X

0098 All gold carried by caster melts at 32° Fahrenheit

0099 All gold carried by caster turns to fool's gold

0100 All gold carried by caster turns to lead

0101 All gold carried by caster turns to Gold

0102 All gold pieces carried by caster turn to goldfish

0103 All ground within 60' of caster is covered in a gray slime non magical

0104 All ground within 60' of caster turns to glass, 10' deep

0105 All items carried by caster turn to mud

0106 All items carried by caster are now a nice shade of pink

0107 All items carried by caster age 1000 years

0108 All items carried by caster appear in a single pocket

0109 All items carried by caster appear in someone else's possession

0110 All items carried by caster are coveted by an outer plane being

0111 All items carried by caster are encased in bone

0112 All items carried by caster are enchanted with Explosive Runes

0113 All items carried by caster are immune to gravity for 1 turn

0114 All items carried by caster become copies of one item he or she bears

0115 All items carried by caster become highly flammable.

0116 All items carried by caster become illusionary (10+d10 rounds)

0117 All items carried by caster become resistant to fire

0118 All items carried by caster become weightless; may float away

0119 All items carried by caster double in size

0120 All items carried by caster double their apparent weight

0121 All items carried by caster drop 3d100°

0122 All items carried by caster enchanted with Continual Light

0123 All items carried by caster exchange their apparent weights

0124 All items carried by caster fly 10 yards in random directions

0125 All items carried by caster halve their apparent weight

0126 All items carried by caster halve their size

0127 All items carried by caster lose all color; turn bland grey

0128 All items carried by caster polymorph into one random item

0129 All items carried by caster quadruple in apparent weight

0130 All items carried by caster sent to the Astral Plane

0131 All items carried by caster suddenly weigh as much as caster

0132 All items carried by caster teleport to his or hers home

0133 All items carried by caster tie into knots

0134 All items carried by caster triple their apparent weight

0135 All items carried by caster turn invisible

0136 All items carried by caster turn sentient and free-willed

0137 All items carried by caster turn to flesh

0138 All items carried by caster turn to gold

0139 All items carried by caster turn to granite

0140 All items carried by caster turn to ice

0141 All items carried by caster turn to mercury

0142 All items carried by caster turn to steam

0143 All items carried by caster turn to water

0144 All items owned by caster teleport to him from his or hers home

0145 All items owned by caster turn invisible

0146 All magic weapons within 30' of caster vanish for 1d20 turns

0147 All matter within 60' of caster becomes invisible for d4 rounds

0148 All meat tastes blood-raw to the caster

0149 All metal on or within caster turns to wood

0150 All normal fires within 60' of caster smell like burning tar

0151 All of caster's clothing now bears his or hers monogram

0152 All plants and wildlife appear sickly to the caster

0153 All rings worn by caster turn to string but retain properties

0154 All rocks larger than 1' within 100' of caster explode

0155 All rodents within 2 miles will follow caster for d10 days

0156 All rope, string, etc. within 120' of caster turns to licorice

0157 All sorts of vile noises issue from the caster's stomach

0158 All spells caster knows that do damage now do 1 dice type less

0159 All spells caster knows that do damage now do 1 dice type more

0160 All spells caster knows are forgotten

0161 All spells caster knows now also have the effect of levitate self as well as their other effects.

0162 All spells caster cast from the caster from this moment forward are death spells

0163 for every word the caste says from this point forward they take 1 damage

0164 all of casters food comes to life and try’s to run away

0165 All spells used by caster take place 1d10 rounds after casting

0166 All ten of caster's fingers are now on his or hers dominant hand

0167 All the bones disappear from the caster's hands and feet

0168 All trees within 100 yards of caster are turned to cast iron

0169 All trees within 30 feet of caster burst into flame

0170 All trees within 60' of caster uproot and walk away

0171 All water between 1' and 10' of caster turns to fire

0172 All water between 1' and 100' of caster turns to air

0173 All water carried by caster boils, increasing volume by 1600X

0174 All weapons within 60' of caster become ethereal for d8 rounds

0175 All weapons within 60' of caster turn invisible for 1d4 turns

0176 All who see caster believe him to be a criminal

0177 All who see caster believe him to be a harbinger of great ill

0178 All who see caster believe him to be a Lich

0179 All who see caster believe him to be the avatar of a minor god

0180 All who see caster know him to be a spell caster

0181 All within 10' of caster receive benefit of a Heal to full spell

0182 All within 90' of caster check INT or forget who the caster is

0183 All wood on or within caster turns to metal

0184 All writing in caster's spell book appears backward

0185 All writing in caster's spell book turns blurry

0186 All writing in caster's spell book turns invisible

0187 Alternating strips of caster rendered invisible for d8 rounds

0188 An illusionary sign labeled “leper” hangs above caster's head

0189 An illusionary sign labeled “Wizard” hangs above caster's head

0190 An illusory Lich rises from the ground and pursues caster

0191 An Iron Golem in the caster's image appears & attacks everyone

0192 Any ally hearing caster must roll 1d100 if over 50% or fall asleep with boredom

0193 Any animals owned by caster are stricken bald forever

0194 Any charged magical item carried by caster is fully charged

0195 Any charged magical item carried by caster is wholly drained

0196 Any chronic ailments now afflicting the caster are cured

0197 Any creatures summoned by caster are bright orange

0198 Any Curse afflicting caster is removed

0199 Any fires lit in the caster's home cannot be put out by him

0200 Any food prepared by caster is poisonous to him

0201 Any glass carried by caster turns to transparent steel

0202 Any magic now affecting caster lasts until he or she ends it

0203 Any magic, good or bad, now affecting the caster is dispelled

0204 Any metal worn by caster turns to opaque glass

0205 Any money now carried by caster doubles in quantity

0206 Any potions carried by caster become poisonous

0207 Any potions carried by caster are now just wine

0208 Any resurrections thus far used on caster are negated

0209 Any rings worn by caster shrink in diameter by ½

0210 Any small item caster needs is 30% likely to be in his or hers pocket

0211 Any water carried by caster afflicts its imbiber with dysentery

0212 Any water carried by caster becomes a free-willed elemental

0213 Any water carried by caster becomes enchanted by Watery Double

0214 Any water carried by caster burns like gasoline but is water

0215 Any water carried by caster causes dehydration in its imbiber

0216 Any water carried by caster doubles in volume

0217 Any water carried by caster doubles size each of next 20 rnds.

0218 Any water carried by caster drops 100° but doesn't freeze

0219 Any water carried by caster endows drinker with water breathing

0220 Any water carried by caster fills with Dust of Sneezing/Choking

0221 Any water carried by caster fills with gold pieces

0222 Any water carried by caster fills with goldfish

0223 Any water carried by caster fills with mosquito larvae

0224 Any water carried by caster fills with rot grubs (d10)

0225 Any water carried by caster fills with sodium chips

0226 Any water carried by caster fills with sponges

0227 Any water carried by caster has diuretic effect on its imbiber

0228 Any water carried by caster ignites on contact with air

0229 Any water carried by caster rises 200° but does not boil

0230 Any water carried by caster takes him to Elemental Water

0231 Any water carried by caster tastes like gasoline and really is

0232 Any water carried by caster tastes like gasoline but is pure

0233 Any water carried by caster tastes pure but is gasoline

0234 Any water carried by caster turns invisible

0235 Any water carried by caster turns to acid (Ultimate Solvent)

0236 Any water carried by caster turns to blood

0237 Any water carried by caster turns to brine

0238 Any water carried by caster turns to crystal ooze

0239 Any water carried by caster turns to ice; may burst containers

0240 Any water carried by caster turns to maple syrup

0241 Any water carried by caster turns to mercury

0242 Any water carried by caster turns to roast beef gravy

0243 Any water carried by caster turns to solid steel

0244 Any water carried by caster turns to steam of equal volume

0245 Any Wishes thus far used by caster are nullified

0246 Any wood worn by caster falls off him, takes root, and grows

0247 Anyone injuring the caster in the next round Vanishes

0248 Anyone slain by the caster can never be raised as undead

0249 Anyone slain by the caster fossilizes instantly

0250 Anyone sleeping near caster can't wake until he or she does

0251 Anyone who sleeps within 10 feet of caster has nightmares

0252 At death, caster has a 10% chance to resurrect at full health

0253 At death, caster is canonized by some obscure religion

0254 At death, caster is resurrected and has gained a level

0255 At death, caster is resurrected but can no longer read

0256 At death, caster is resurrected but continues to decay

0257 At death, caster is resurrected but doesn't believe he or she died

0258 At death, caster is resurrected but doesn't know it

0259 At death, caster is resurrected but forgets who he or she is

0260 At death, caster is resurrected but has lost a level

0261 At death, caster is resurrected but is mute

0262 At death, caster is resurrected but is of the opposite sex

0263 At death, caster is resurrected but is permanently blind

0264 At death, caster is resurrected but must drink blood to live

0265 At death, caster is resurrected with one week to live

0266 At death, caster is revealed to have been an android

0267 At death, caster is rumored to have been of the opposite sex

0268 At next Full Moon, caster vanishes; everyone forgets who he or she was

0269 Bells ring every time the caster talks

0270 Blades seem dull while caster uses them

0271 Blades seem warped and rusty while the caster uses them

0272 Blood drips from the walls of caster's home

0273 Both of caster's hands are now left hands

0274 Bread crumbs appear in caster's footprints

0275 Candles are automatically snuffed in the caster's presence

0276 Candles burn but are not consumed while caster is nearby

0277 Candles cannot be ignited in the caster's presence

0278 Candles spontaneously ignite in the caster's presence

0279 Caster & target fuse into one body with both identities

0280 Caster & target shunt to other Prime where neither exists

0281 Caster “gets” jokes an hour after he or she hears them

0282 Caster absorbs all damage inflicted by target and vice versa

0283 Caster absorbs all damage inflicted on target and vice versa

0284 Caster absorbs all damage inflicted on target in next turn

0285 Caster absorbs all subsequent damage by next being he or she touches

0286 Caster absorbs all subsequent damage to next being he or she touches

0287 Caster absorbs damage as though he or she just fell d100 feet

0288 Caster absorbs one level or hit die from next being he or she touches

0289 Caster accuses random ally of joining foe's party

0290 Caster acknowledges no one's authority

0291 Caster acquires a random language

0292 Caster acquires his or hers weapon's personality (i.e., perhaps none)

0293 Caster acquires Mummy Rot after next 10 HP of fire damage

0294 Caster acquires the deed to a castle in a far-off land

0295 Caster acquires the deed to a castle on another plane

0296 Caster activates Watery Double in next pool of water he or she sees

0297 Caster adds 1 to one attribute but loses 2 from another

0298 Caster adheres to next creature he or she touches for d8 turns

0299 Caster administers Shocking Grasp to next PC he or she touches

0300 Caster adopts cute names for various parts of his or hers body

0301 Caster adopts physical form of next PC he or she touches

0302 Caster believes target is now is family 

0303 Caster believes the next creature he or she touches to be his or hers lover

0304 Caster affected by a random Command each time he or she hears his or hers name

0305 Caster affected by a Symbol of Fear each time he or she hears his or hers name

0306 Caster say his or hers or her name every time he or she or she starts a sentence.

0307 Caster is silenced when he or she speaks his or hers name for 1 d4 rounds

0308 Caster affected by Shocking Grasp doing 1d10 each time he or she hears his or hers name

0309 Caster affected by Sleep, whenever he or she hears his or hers name

0310 Caster age is halved, but he or she looks twice as old

0311 Caster ages 1 year for each round spent in direct sunlight

0312 Caster ages 1 year whenever he or she learns a new spell

0313 Caster ages at 10X normal rate while at full hit points

0314 Caster ages halfway to his or hers maximum life expectancy

0315 Caster ages one year for every Hit Point he or she loses

0316 Caster always answers yes-or-no questions truthfully

0317 Caster always appears to lie when checked by Detect Lie

0318 Caster always appears to speak truth when checked by Detect Lie

0319 Caster always assumes people will react positively to him

0320 Caster always feels like he or she is being watched

0321 Caster always has Initiative except on a 1, when he or she's last

0322 Caster always loses Initiative except on a 10, when he or she's first

0323 Caster always screws up when precise timing is needed

0324 Caster always tells truth; lies and prevarications impossible

0325 Caster and allies all randomly exchange places

0326 Caster and allies are teleported d6 miles in random direction

0327 Caster and allies are turned as Undead for d6 rounds each

0328 Caster and allies cannot harm target or allies for d4 rounds

0329 Caster and allies lose ½ their hit points

0330 Caster and allies regain ½ their hit points lost

0331 Caster and ally swap personae; ally thinks he or she is the caster

0332 Caster and alternate Prime Material counterpart exchange places

0333 Caster and familiar exchange places

0334 Caster and familiar exchange species

0335 Caster and his or hers possessions are sheathed in aluminum foil

0336 Caster and nearest eagle exchange places

0337 Caster and nearest earth elemental exchange places

0338 Caster and nearest entombed corpse exchange places

0339 Caster and nearest Lich exchange places

0340 Caster and nearest merman exchange places

0341 Caster and nearest mummy exchange clothing

0342 Caster and nearest sacrificial virgin exchange places

0343 Caster and nearest statue exchange places

0344 Caster and nearest trapped genie exchange places

0345 Caster and nearest vampire exchange places at dawn tomorrow

0346 Caster and random ally exchange heads but retain personalities

0347 Caster and target dance together for d6 rounds, caster leading

0348 Caster and target dance together for d6 rounds, target leading

0349 Caster and target exchange all possessions

0350 Caster and target exchange furtive glances

0351 Caster and target exchange heads but retain own personalities

0352 Caster and target exchange races

0353 Caster and target exchange reflections

0354 Caster and target exchange shadows

0355 Caster and target seem to look identical

0356 Caster and target swap skeletons.

0357 Caster and target switch weapons for 2d10 rounds

0358 Caster announces his or hers presence before entering a dark room

0359 Caster answers every question twice

0360 Caster answers questions by starting “Back in my day...”

0361 Caster apologizes to everyone he or she injures

0362 Caster appears as beautiful as a nymph while he or she sleeps

0363 Caster appears as member of the same race as whoever views him

0364 Caster appears deformed or hideously ugly in sunlight

0365 Caster appears horribly repulsive while he or she casts spells

0366 Caster appears painfully beautiful while he or she casts spells

0367 Caster appears paper-thin while asleep

0368 Caster appears slightly blurry whenever he or she casts a spell

0369 Caster appears to be 5d10 years older but is not

0370 Caster appears to be 5d10 years younger but is not

0371 Caster appears to be afflicted with some infectious disease

0372 Caster appears to be black and white

0373 Caster appears to be invisible when seen head-on

0374 Caster appears to be levitating upside down

0375 Caster appears to be made of glass while he or she sleeps

0376 Caster appears to be made of rock and mud while sleeping

0377 Caster appears to be naked while fully clothed and vice versa

0378 Caster appears to be of opposite sex while naked

0379 Caster appears to be standing beside himself

0380 Caster appears to be standing three feet to his or hers right

0381 Caster appears to be the worst enemy of anyone viewing him

0382 Caster appears to blaze like a bonfire when he or she casts a spell

0383 Caster appears to decay rapidly in his or hers sleep

0384 Caster appears to lack all blood and soft tissue when naked

0385 Caster appears twenty pounds heavier than he or she actually is

0386 Caster appears twenty pounds lighter than he or she actually is

0387 Caster appears unspeakably beautiful while he or she sleeps

0388 Caster appears, with knife in hand, behind the nearest king

0389 Caster assumes the aircraft “crash position”

0390 Caster attracts all Undead within 1 mile of him

0391 Caster attracts lightning and electricity

0392 Caster attracts maggots, lice, and rot grubs

0393 Caster attracts moths like a flame

0394 Caster attracts moths like a flame whenever he or she speaks

0395 Caster attracts the attention of a random dragon

0396 Caster attracts the attention of the nearest Great demon

0397 Caster attracts vermin

0398 Caster automatically disbelieves illusions for next d100 days

0399 Caster automatically fails his or hers next d10 roll offs

0400 Caster automatically fails his or hers next d6 roll off

0401 Caster automatically knows the first name of everyone he or she meets

0402 Caster automatically passes his or hers next d6 Roll offs

0403 Caster automatically succeeds his or hers next d10 Roll offs

0404 Caster barks like a dog in the presence of royalty

0405 Caster bears scars as though once riddled by gunfire

0406 Caster bears scars of unspeakable torture

0407 Caster becomes an angle of his or her god and is removed from play

0408 Caster becomes a missile attractor, as shield

0409 Caster becomes a Thought Broadcaster for spell's duration

0410 Caster becomes a turkey under every Full Moon

0411 Caster becomes able to communicate with Earth Elementals

0412 Caster becomes afflicted with Mummy Rot

0413 Caster becomes aluminum; is lightweight but immobile

0414 Caster becomes an ambulatory oak of same size, shape.

0415 Caster becomes an Illusion, unable to cause harm

0416 Caster becomes bonded with a tree like a dryad

0417 Caster becomes dormant under both a full and a new moon

0418 Caster becomes extraordinarily stingy with his or hers money

0419 Caster becomes fascinated by symbols of death

0420 Caster becomes flat like parchment while he or she sleeps

0421 Caster becomes flatulent in the presence of royalty

0422 Caster becomes forgetful; must pass INT checks or castings fail

0423 Caster becomes homesick for some place he or she's never been

0424 Caster becomes hot-tempered in the presence of fire

0425 Caster becomes ill; is of limited ability until it passes

0426 Caster becomes illegitimate; parents weren't married

0427 Caster says the opposite of whatever he or she want to say

0428 Caster becomes illiterate; cannot read nor write

0429 Caster cannot make friends easily

0430 Caster becomes illuminated; is bathed in light wherever he or she goes

0431 Caster becomes immune to a random attack form

0432 Caster becomes immune to Level Draining

0433 Caster becomes immune to natural diseases

0434 Caster becomes immune to the effects of cold for d10 days

0435 Caster becomes inebriated

0436 Caster becomes inhumanly beautiful when angry

0437 Caster becomes intensely afraid of snow

0438 Caster becomes intensely weight-conscious

0439 Caster becomes invisible to golems

0440 Caster becomes invisible to himself

0441 Caster becomes invisible when reduced to 50% of his or hers hit points

0442 Caster becomes invisible, but not his or hers head, hands, or feet

0443 Caster becomes invisible; only his or hers reflection can be seen

0444 Caster becomes jealous of anyone taller than he or she is

0445 Caster becomes lost at crossroads unless directed by someone

0446 Caster becomes magic-obsessed; uses magic whenever possible

0447 Caster becomes magnetized; attracts all iron with d20 feet

0448 Caster becomes morbidly fascinated with his or hers own death

0449 Caster becomes mute for d12 turns

0450 Caster becomes nostalgic for the distant future

0451 Caster becomes permanently invisible; clothing he or she wears is not

0452 Caster becomes ravenously hungry after casting a spell

0453 Caster becomes ravenously hungry and must eat or pass out

0454 Caster becomes ravenously hungry when he or she's wounded

0455 Caster becomes striped like a candy cane

0456 Caster becomes striped like a zebra

0457 Caster becomes suspicious of anyone offering food to him

0458 Caster becomes translucent for d4 hours (remains solid)

0459 Caster becomes transparent like glass

0460 Caster becomes transparent like water, rippling as he or she moves

0461 Caster becomes uncertain; must pass WIS checks or castings fail

0462 Caster becomes Undead

0463 Caster becomes very aware of time's passage and is bored stiff

0464 Caster becomes violently ill if he or she consumes alcohol

0465 Caster becomes violently sick whenever he or she casts a spell

0466 Caster begins remembering things that never actually happened

0467 Caster begins tap-dancing loudly whenever stealth is required

0468 Caster begins to age at a rate of one year per minute

0469 Caster begins to horde water for no apparent reason

0470 Caster begins to look more and more like a leper

0471 Caster begins to wonder aloud what human flesh tastes like

0472 Caster believes any lie told by someone of the opposite sex

0473 Caster believes as literal truth the next sentence he or she hears

0474 Caster believes the next lie he or she hears is irrefutable truth

0475 Caster Is transported to the dimension of pure magic (see below list)

0476 Caster blacks out whenever he or she hears his or hers name (1 round)

0477 Caster blames all his or hers failures on the nearest paladin

0478 Caster blames his or hers failures on his or hers upbringing

0479 Caster blasphemes the god of the nearest paladin

0480 Caster blasts a d10 yard radius crater in the ground

0481 Caster bleeds from the eyes whenever he or she casts a spell

0482 Caster bleeds harmlessly from his or hers nose for 1d12 hours

0483 Caster blinks (as spell) 1 round for each HP of damage he or she takes

0484 Caster Blinks (as spell) whenever he or she blinks his or hers eyes

0485 Caster brays like a donkey in the presence of royalty

0486 Caster breaks into song whenever he or she is frightened

0487 Caster breaks into song whenever struck by magic

0488 Caster burned for 2d10 HP by next creature he or she touches

0489 Caster burns next creature he or she touches for d10 HP

0490 Caster bursts into heatless flame for d10 rounds

0491 Caster bursts into illusionary flame whenever he or she hears his or hers name

0492 Caster bursts into tears when he or she tries to tell a lie

0493 Caster cackles like a Bone Golem for d4 rounds; no other action

0494 Caster calls magic “farts” and no one takes him seriously

0495 Caster calls magic “mommy” no matter how silly it seems

0496 Caster can Affect Normal Fires at will for d10 days

0497 Caster can always sense the direction of his or hers home

0498 Caster can appear enormously fat at will

0499 Caster can appear to be 100 years older at will

0500 Caster can appear to be any age he or she wishes

0501 Caster can assume a second form at will (must be of same race)
0502 Caster can assume gaseous form at will when naked
0503 Caster can assume the form of the target for 1 turn each day
0504 Caster can attack 2X a round if he or she does nothing the next round
0505 Caster can automatically read the next language he or she hears
0506 Caster can automatically speak the next language he or she hears
0507 Caster can automatically speak the next language he or she reads
0508 Caster can be commanded by the next creature he or she summons
0509 Caster can be commanded by the next person he or she touches
0510 Caster can become completely clean at will
0511 Caster can become ethereal at will when naked
0512 Caster can breathe underwater if he or she holds a fish in his or hers mouth
0513 Caster can carry his or hers own weight with ease
0514 Caster can cast 1 spell per day with no mp needed
0515 Caster can cast a randomly-chosen first level spell at will
0516 Caster can cast light from his or hers eyes but is blind when he or she does
0517 Caster can cast Reverse Gravity on himself once each day
0518 Caster can cause his or hers scent to mimic that of any normal animal
0519 Caster can cause his or hers voice to issue from his or hers spell book
0520 Caster can change his or hers eye color at will
0521 Caster can choose to succeed any one roll in the next 24 hours
0522 Caster can climb trees as nimbly as a cat or monkey
0523 Caster can command demons 1d6 times
0524 Caster can communicate with inanimate objects once per week
0525 Caster can comprehend all spoken languages for d10 days
0526 Caster can comprehend all written languages for d8 days
0527 Caster can control the next Illusion he or she disbelieves
0528 Caster can crush diamonds into coal with his or hers bare hands
0529 Caster can detach his or hers right arm at will
0530 Caster can detect poison in food just by touching it
0531 Caster can disbelieve Necromancy but can't disbelieve Illusions
0532 Caster can Dispel Evil (or Good) once at will
0533 Caster can double the power of one spell each day
0534 Caster can employ True Sight once per day
0535 Caster can extend his or hers tongue 3d4 inches at will
0536 Caster can Feather Fall at will when naked
0537 Caster can Feign Death at will when naked
0538 Caster can fly like an eagle when naked
0539 Caster can give off the scent of pine or lemons at will
0540 Caster can glow like a firefly at will
0541 Caster can go without food for one day per point of CON
0542 Caster can go without sleep for one day per point of WIS
0543 Caster can grip with 18/00 strength 
0544 Caster can heal himself once 
0545 Caster can heal with a touch but is 80% likely to die 
0546 Caster can hear any conversation whose participants he or she can see
0547 Caster can hear underwater as clearly as on land
0548 Caster can hit creatures hit only by +1 or better (1d10 rounds)
0549 Caster can hold his or hers breath for 2 rounds per point of CON
0550 Caster can hold his or hers breath for up to three hours per day
0551 Caster can hold his or hers breath indefinitely when naked
0552 Caster can identify gems and approximate their value on sight
0553 Caster can identify natural animals on sight
0554 Caster can identify natural plants on sight
0555 Caster can ignite campfires and hearths with a touch
0556 Caster can ignite twigs with his or hers tongue
0557 Caster can kill with a touch but is 80% likely to die as well 
0558 Caster can make his or hers spells function without visible effect
0559 Caster can make his or hers voice issue from some place nearby
0560 Caster can memorize spells in ½ the normal required time
0561 Caster can mimic animal noises with remarkable skill
0562 Caster can move 3X normal speed when naked and unencumbered
0563 Caster can never teach his or hers spells to anyone else
0564 Caster can no longer bend his or hers wrists
0565 Caster can no longer cast First Level spells
0566 Caster can only be hit by +1 or better weapons for d20 rounds
0567 Caster can only memorize spells while naked
0568 Caster can only wield +1 or better weapons for d20 rounds
0569 Caster can pass his or hers arms through each other at will
0570 Caster can fly but only when they have the flu 
0571 Caster can photosynthesize; does not need to eat, but is green
0572 Caster can Polymorph Self (ONCE)
0573 Caster can predict natural weather patterns 24 hours in advance
0574 Caster can quench his or hers thirst by soaking his or hers feet
0575 Caster can read a new language but cannot speak it
0576 Caster can read other people's thoughts by biting them
0577 Caster can remove his or hers ears and still hear through them
0578 Caster can remove his or hers head for up to 1d6 rounds each day
0579 Caster can remove his or hers teeth, and they'll regrow normally
0580 Caster can resurrect one being but must sacrifice his or hers own life
0581 Caster can resurrect the dead once per year
0582 Caster can retract his or hers arms into his or hers torso
0583 Caster can retract his or hers head into his or hers torso like a turtle
0584 Caster can see in subterranean darkness as though in daylight
0585 Caster can see into Bags of Holding without opening them
0586 Caster can see perfectly well in absolute darkness
0587 Caster can see secret doors but cannot see normal ones
0588 Caster can see through his or hers nostrils in pitch darkness
0589 Caster can sense the presence of any Artifact within 10 miles
0590 Caster can sense undead within 100 yards
0591 Caster can shine light out of his or hers mouth at will
0592 Caster can shrink his or hers hands to 1/10 their size at will
0593 Caster can now  speak only dragon 
0594 Caster can speak in either a male or female voice at will
0595 Caster can speak in either of two voices at will
0596 Caster can speak through his or hers nose when his or hers mouth is shut
0597 Caster can speak with plants once per day
0598 Caster can speak with plants once per week
0599 Caster can speak with the dead once per week
0600 Caster can speak with waterfowl when he or she is wet
0601 Caster can Spider Climb if he or she wears a red and blue costume
0602 Caster can stretch his or hers neck a length equal to his or hers height
0603 Caster can summon a demon but has only 50% chance to control it
0604 Caster can swim like a fish and breathe underwater when naked
0605 Caster can turn half of his or hers body invisible at will
0606 Caster can turn his or hers bones to jelly at will, without harm
0607 Caster can turn his or hers fingers ethereal at will
0608 Caster can turn his or hers skin invisible at will
0609 Caster can turn his or hers skin matte-black at will
0610 Caster can turn ice to diamonds that last for 1d12 hours
0611 Caster can turn into a statue for 1d10 rounds at will
0612 Caster can turn invisible while he or she holds his or hers breath
0613 Caster can turn invisible while underwater
0614 Caster can turn to snow at will
0615 Caster can undo normal knots just by touching them
0616 Caster can unscrew his or hers fingers without harm
0617 Caster can use his or hers index and middle finger like scissors
0618 Caster can walk on water, as with a ring, when naked
0619 Caster can wish the death of one being but will also die
0620 Caster can't bend his or hers elbows, shoulders, wrists, or fingers
0621 Caster can't bring his or hers hands within 2d4 inches of each other
0622 Caster can't cast spells for 1 hour after eating
0623 Caster can't discern even the most obvious lies from truth
0624 Caster can't go to sleep without kissing someone goodnight
0625 Caster can't put both feet on the ground simultaneously
0626 Caster can't raise his or hers arms above his or hers shoulder without pain
0627 Caster can't speak in metaphor; becomes literal-minded
0628 Caster cannot attack creatures which do not see him
0629 Caster cannot attack except on rounds when he or she wins Initiative
0630 Caster cannot attack on rounds when he or she wins Initiative
0631 Caster cannot be affected by priestly magic for 1 week
0632 Caster cannot be attacked by any he or she does not see for 1d4 days
0633 Caster cannot be burned by normal flame if his or hers feet are wet
0634 Caster cannot be frightened by any earthly creature
0635 Caster cannot be harmed by a fall from any height
0636 Caster cannot be harmed by any physical means for d10 rounds
0637 Caster cannot be harmed by any physical means for d4 rounds
0638 Caster cannot be harmed by any physical means for d6 rounds
0639 Caster cannot be harmed by any physical means for d8 rounds
0640 Caster cannot be hit by +1 or better weapons for d20 rounds
0641 Caster cannot be injured while he or she sleeps
0642 Caster cannot be seen in mirrors
0643 Caster cannot be tracked by nonmedical means
0644 Caster cannot breathe while exposed to direct sunlight
0645 Caster cannot bring his or hers hands closer together than one foot
0646 Caster cannot cast a spell without first announcing his or hers name
0647 Caster cannot cast First Level spells until he or she gains a level
0648 Caster cannot cast spells during the dark of the moon
0649 Caster cannot cast spells except under direct sunlight
0650 Caster cannot cast spells on himself for 1d20 days
0651 Caster cannot cast spells on the first day of the week
0652 Caster cannot cast spells unless barefoot
0653 Caster cannot cast spells unless he or she carries a small flame
0654 Caster cannot cast spells unless he or she crosses his or hers fingers
0655 Caster cannot cast spells unless he or she first turns in a circle
0656 Caster cannot cast spells unless he or she holds a pebble in his or hers mouth
0657 Caster cannot cast spells unless he or she pokes himself with a needle
0658 Caster cannot cast spells unless he or she puts his or hers thumbs in his or hers ears
0659 Caster cannot cast spells unless he or she sees his or hers reflection
0660 Caster cannot cast spells unless his or hers eyes are closed
0661 Caster cannot cast spells unless his or hers hair is wet
0662 Caster cannot cast spells unless holding a piece of ice
0663 Caster cannot cast spells unless wearing a hat
0664 Caster cannot cast spells until tomorrow morning
0665 Caster cannot cast spells while he or she has full hit points
0666 Caster cannot cast spells while it is snowing
0667 Caster cannot cast spells while wearing clothing
0668 Caster cannot cast spells without first announcing his or hers intent
0669 Caster cannot cast spells without saying “Abra Cadabra”
0670 Caster cannot close his or hers mouth
0671 Caster cannot close his or hers mouth after the next spell he or she casts
0672 Caster cannot close his or hers mouth until dawn
0673 Caster cannot comprehend numbers greater than twenty
0674 Caster cannot control Elementals summoned by him
0675 Caster cannot control his or hers own Illusion spells
0676 Caster cannot cross a threshold without knocking
0677 Caster cannot cross flowing water under his or hers own power
0678 Caster cannot distinguish between left and right
0679 Caster cannot distinguish between very hot and very cold 
0680 Caster cannot drown if he or she carries a torch
0681 Caster cannot eat cooked meat except by moonlight
0682 Caster cannot eat food unless he or she prepares it himself
0683 Caster cannot eat or drink between dawn and dusk
0684 Caster cannot enter a building unless invited
0685 Caster cannot enter a room without announcing himself
0686 Caster cannot exit a room through the door by which he or she entered
0687 Caster cannot fall asleep except when standing up
0688 Caster cannot fall asleep unless sung to
0689 Caster cannot fall asleep unless told to do so
0690 Caster cannot fall asleep while wearing clothing
0691 Caster cannot inflict any form of physical harm for d10 rounds
0692 Caster cannot inflict any form of physical harm for d4 rounds
0693 Caster cannot inflict any form of physical harm for d6 rounds
0694 Caster cannot inflict any form of physical harm for d8 rounds
0695 Caster cannot leave a building unless told to do so
0696 Caster cannot leave a room while others' eyes are upon him
0697 Caster cannot leave his or hers home without first casting a spell
0698 Caster cannot open both eyes simultaneously
0699 Caster cannot open doors for himself
0700 Caster cannot open doors without first saying “Open sesame”
0701 Caster cannot open his or hers mouth
0702 Caster cannot open his or hers mouth until nightfall
0703 Caster cannot pierce his or hers own flesh with knives or blades
0704 Caster cannot refuse a request for his or hers aid
0705 Caster cannot see through glass
0706 Caster cannot shut up until someone inflicts damage upon him
0707 Caster cannot sleep unless naked
0708 Caster cannot speak during one day of each week
0709 Caster cannot speak except in direct sunlight
0710 Caster cannot speak except under moonlight
0711 Caster cannot speak for 1d4 rounds after casting a spell
0712 Caster cannot speak normally but must shout or whisper
0713 Caster cannot speak unless spoken to
0714 Caster cannot speak until he or she has ridden a horse
0715 Caster cannot speak until he or she is burned by fire
0716 Caster cannot speak until no one is within 60' of him
0717 Caster cannot speak until rained upon
0718 Caster cannot speak until someone inflicts damage upon him
0719 Caster cannot speak until someone says his or hers name
0720 Caster cannot speak until sunrise tomorrow
0721 Caster cannot speak when at less than full hit points
0722 Caster cannot speak when underground
0723 Caster cannot stand upright for 1d4 hours
0724 Caster cannot study spells if he or she still has any memorized
0725 Caster cannot teleport or be teleported
0726 Caster cannot tell a deliberate lie
0727 Caster cannot tolerate metal worn next to his or hers skin
0728 Caster cannot turn invisible by any means
0729 Caster cannot use magical items for 8d4 hours
0730 Caster casts spells as if 1 level higher when it's snowing
0731 Caster casts spells randomly each time he or she is injured
0732 Caster causes damage one round after he or she inflicts it
0733 Caster and all party members are transported to the dimension of pure magic (see below list) 
0734 Caster changes clothes randomly every time he or she casts a spell
0735 Caster changes color randomly every time he or she casts a spell
0736 Caster changes his or hers mind every time he or she decides to cast a spell
0737 Caster changes his or hers name but won't reveal his or hers new one
0738 Caster changes his or hers name under every Full Moon
0739 Caster changes places with target every time he or she casts a spell
0740 Caster changes race randomly every time he or she casts a spell
0741 Caster changes sex randomly every time he or she casts a spell
0742 Caster changes sex randomly under one Full Moon to the next
0743 Caster changes shape randomly every time he or she casts a spell
0744 Caster claims nearest dragon as a familiar
0745 Caster closes his or hers eyes and counts to 1000
0746 Caster combusts when exposed to direct sunlight
0747 Caster complains of persecution when things don't go his or hers way
0748 Caster constantly doubts himself; +2 to Initiative rolls
0749 Caster constantly hears a ticking as from an alarm clock
0750 Caster convinced he or she is possessed by some horrid entity
0751 Caster coughs up strange items: needles, spiders, pebbles, etc.
0752 Caster crows like a rooster at sunrise
0753 Caster crumbles to dust; reappears next sunrise unharmed
0754 Caster degenerates 1 HP per round for the next 20+d20 rounds
0755 Caster delivers Shocking Grasp to the next person he or she kisses
0756 Caster desires to change his or hers name each morning
0757 Caster desires to circumnavigate the planet
0758 Caster desires to leap from the next bridge he or she crosses
0759 Caster desires to walk on his or hers hands instead of feet
0760 Caster desperately hopes to avoid his or hers current destination
0761 Caster develops a compulsion to be struck by lightning
0762 Caster develops a craving for slugs, maggots, and leeches
0763 Caster develops a fear of elementals
0764 Caster develops a fear of kobolds, those mighty creatures
0765 Caster develops a fear of rabbits
0766 Caster develops a fear of rocks; they might be earth elementals
0767 Caster develops a fear of the target
0768 Caster develops a fear of trees.
0769 Caster develops a fear of wild surges
0770 Caster develops a morbid desire to see his or hers own heart
0771 Caster develops a phobia about Wild Surges
0772 Caster develops a terrific thirst for alcohol
0773 Caster develops a terrific thirst for blood
0774 Caster develops a terrific thirst for cobra venom
0775 Caster develops a terrific thirst for egg whites
0776 Caster develops a terrific thirst for egg yolks
0777 Caster develops a terrific thirst for holy water
0778 Caster develops a terrific thirst for ink
0779 Caster develops a terrific thirst for lamp oil
0780 Caster develops a terrific thirst for magic potions
0781 Caster develops a terrific thirst for pine tree sap
0782 Caster develops a terrific thirst for poison
0783 Caster develops a terrific thirst for sea water
0784 Caster develops a terrific thirst for sovereign glue
0785 Caster develops a terrific thirst for stagnant water
0786 Caster develops a terrific thirst for unholy water
0787 Caster develops a terrific thirst for universal solvent
0788 Caster develops advanced arthritis; Movement rate is halved
0789 Caster develops ambidexterity
0790 Caster develops an aversion to clothing
0791 Caster develops an intense craving for charcoal
0792 Caster develops an intense craving for dirt and mud
0793 Caster develops an intense desire to swim upstream and spawn
0794 Caster develops an intense phobia of fish and marine life
0795 Caster develops an irresistible urge to bury himself
0796 Caster develops another joint between his or hers shoulder and elbow
0797 Caster develops d4 new personalities
0798 Caster develops irritating, elusive itch somewhere on his or hers body
0799 Caster develops radial symmetry, like a starfish
0800 Caster develops, a fascination with magic items 
0801 Caster develops, an intense fear of magic
0802 Caster dies immediately if he or she is ever cut by his or hers own dagger
0803 Caster dies nightly and is resurrected each following morning
0804 Caster discovers a tombstone nearby inscribed with his or hers name
0805 Caster discovers the secret for manufacturing plastic
0806 Caster disgorges 1d1000 bats
0807 Caster disgorges 1d1000 blasphemies
0808 Caster disgorges 1d1000 canaries
0809 Caster disgorges 1d1000 copper pieces
0810 Caster disgorges 1d1000 counterfeit gold coins
0811 Caster disgorges 1d1000 cubic yards of smoke
0812 Caster disgorges 1d1000 feathers
0813 Caster disgorges 1d1000 frogs
0814 Caster disgorges 1d1000 hailstones
0815 Caster disgorges 1d1000 hot embers
0816 Caster disgorges 1d1000 locusts
0817 Caster disgorges 1d1000 maggots
0818 Caster disgorges 1d1000 minnows
0819 Caster disgorges 1d1000 needles
0820 Caster disgorges 1d1000 non-poisonous snakes
0821 Caster disgorges 1d1000 pints of water
0822 Caster disgorges 1d1000 rotten apples
0823 Caster disgorges 1d1000 small pebbles every morning
0824 Caster disgorges 1d1000 spiders
0825 Caster disgorges 1d1000 sugar cubes
0826 Caster disgorges 1d1000 sunflower seeds
0827 Caster disgorges 1d1000 teeth
0828 Caster disgorges a black pudding
0829 Caster disgorges a complete human skeleton 
0830 Caster disgorges a large python
0831 Caster disgorges a scroll containing a random 7th level spell
0832 Caster disgorges everything he or she ate during the last week
0833 Caster disgorges his or hers own digestive tract
0834 Caster disgorges the last meal he or she ate
0835 Caster does not age while asleep: aging is slowed by 1/3
0836 Caster does not age while awake: aging is slowed by 2/3
0837 Caster does not believe anything he or she says
0838 Caster does not heal while exposed to direct sunlight
0839 Caster does not need to eat while he or she has his or hers full hit points
0840 Caster does not need to open his or hers eyes to see (lasts d4 days)
0841 Caster does not reflect or emit any form of light for d6 days
0842 Caster doesn't believe that his or hers body is his or hers actual form
0843 Caster doesn't know when he or she's lying
0844 Caster doesn't know which spells he or she has memorized
0845 Caster doubles his or hers size when he or she is asleep
0846 Caster drools constantly
0847 Caster electrically charged and shocks next person he or she touches
0848 Caster emits no scent whatsoever; cannot be tracked by hounds
0849 Caster exchanges personalities with some distant (demi) human
0850 Caster exchanges places with himself one hour in the future
0851 Caster experiences horrifying nightmares tonight
0852 Caster experiences pain at the sight of blood
0853 Caster experiences sublimely beautiful dreams tonight
0854 Caster experiences vertigo when he or she looks at the stars
0855 Caster experiences vertigo whenever he or she looks at the moon
0856 Caster explodes and dies (Roll % dice if over 50%  to prevent explosion)
0857 Caster explodes as a Fireball doing 1d20 equal to 2x his or hers Level
0858 Caster explodes permanently when hit points fall to ½ total
0859 Caster explodes under every Full Moon; reforms at dawn
0860 Caster explodes; reforms 2d20 turns later unharmed
0861 Caster exudes chlorine gas whenever he or she casts a spell
0862 Caster faints at the sight of his or hers own blood
0863 Caster faints at the sight of his or hers own reflection
0864 Caster falls asleep and cannot be roused
0865 Caster falls asleep when exposed to direct sunlight
0866 Caster falls asleep whenever he or she casts a spell
0867 Caster falls in love with d4 people of same race/opposite sex
0868 Caster falls in love with his or hers own reflection
0869 Caster falls in love with someone entirely inappropriate
0870 Caster falls into a heap of unconnected cells
0871 Caster falls madly in love with the nearest statue
0872 Caster falls over
0873 Caster fears clothing except when naked, when he or she fears nudity
0874 Caster fears communists are after his or hers precious bodily fluids
0875 Caster fears he or she is a vampire and will be injured by sunlight
0876 Caster fears he or she is a werewolf temporarily in human form
0877 Caster fears he or she'll turn to stone if he or she sees his or hers reflection
0878 Caster fears his or hers body does strange things when he or she's asleep
0879 Caster fears lightning but is drawn to trees during storms
0880 Caster fears rainfall
0881 Caster fears sentient weapons, thinking they're out to get him
0882 Caster fears small woodland creatures
0883 Caster fears that the moment of reckoning is close at hand
0884 Caster feels a burst of confidence after casting a spell
0885 Caster feels a mild ache between his or hers eyes when facing north
0886 Caster feels a need to explain himself when casting a spell
0887 Caster feels a sense of real urgency in his or hers bladder
0888 Caster feels an intense desire to stare at the sun 
0889 Caster feels an intense urge to drop his or hers weapons
0890 Caster feels an intense urge to hide
0891 Caster feels an intense urge to reveal any secret he or she knows
0892 Caster feels an intense urge to run to the nearest well
0893 Caster feels an intense urge to sing at the top of his or hers lungs
0894 Caster feels an urge to mark trees in the manner of a wolf
0895 Caster feels cramp and bloated
0896 Caster feels Deja vu whenever he or she hears his or hers name
0897 Caster feels euphoric; +2 to ability checks for 2d4 turns
0898 Caster feels giddy and energized whenever he or she casts a spell
0899 Caster feels hopeless; -2 to ability checks for 2d4 turns

0900 Caster feels horrible embarrassment whenever he or she casts a spell

0901 Caster feels hunger pangs after casting a spell

0902 Caster feels intense ecstasy whenever he or she's wounded

0903 Caster feels intensely guilty whenever he or she eats meat

0904 Caster feels intensely hung-over

0905 Caster feels like gravity has shifted by 45º

0906 Caster feels like he or she has been spinning in a circle for hours

0907 Caster feels like he or she just bear hugged a cactus

0908 Caster feels like he or she's been folded, spindled, and mutilated

0909 Caster feels like he or she's been manipulated all this time

0910 Caster feels like he or she's just come off a huge drinking binge

0911 Caster feels like he or she's in freefall whenever he or she casts a spell

0912 Caster feels naked unless wearing a tiara

0913 Caster feels out of breath after casting a spell

0914 Caster feels phantom itch in his or hers “third” and “fourth” arms

0915 Caster feels uncomfortably cold for the next 2d12 hours

0916 Caster feels wholly alone in the universe

0917 Caster Feigns Death whenever he or she's out of spells

0918 Caster finds clothing uncomfortable in the presence of royalty

0919 Caster finds himself insufferably pretentious

0920 Caster finds his or hers own head at the bottom of a nearby hole

0921 Caster finds some mundane food irresistible

0922 Caster finds the taste of cooked meat offensive

0923 Caster flares like burning magnesium for one round

0924 Caster flatly refuses to believe that he or she's alive

0925 Caster flies into a rage after dinner

0926 Caster flies into hysterics whenever he or she is wounded

0927 Caster forgets a random language

0928 Caster forgets all spells he or she currently has memorized

0929 Caster forgets everything since yesterday morning

0930 Caster forgets his or hers name in the presence of royalty

0931 Caster forgets how to walk

0932 Caster forgets one language but learns two others

0933 Caster forgets the Common Tongue

0934 Caster forgets the location of everything he or she currently carries

0935 Caster forgives his or hers current worst enemy

0936 Caster freezes at room temperature

0937 Caster freezes solid for d8 rounds; thaws unharmed

0938 Caster gains (at will) use of one spell of level 4d3-3

0939 Caster gains 1 HP/round until exploding as on Positive Material

0940 Caster gains 1 point of Wisdom but forfeits 5 hit points

0941 Caster gains 2 points of INT but his or hers CON is halved

0942 Caster gains a 10% Magic Resistance

0943 Caster gains a large Keep, but it is made of cardboard

0944 Caster gains amazing ability with an unusual musical instrument

0945 Caster gains an experience level but ages 10 years

0946 Caster gains Animal Control as potion

0947 Caster gains Clairaudience as potion

0948 Caster gains d10 followers who believe him to be a deity

0949 Caster gains danger sense; -2 to surprise rolls

0950 Caster gains Flight as potion

0951 Caster gains Madness as Elixir

0952 Caster gains no bonuses from magical weapons

0953 Caster gains one Wish, which must be used within 3 rounds

0954 Caster gains physical repulsiveness equal to that of a medusa

0955 Caster gains proficiency in the next weapon type he or she touches

0956 Caster gains proficiency in the use of the nets

0957 Caster gains quadrophonic hearing: +2 bonus on Surprise rolls

0958 Caster gains Red Dragon's breath weapon & suffers equal damage

0959 Caster gains the ability to read any language

0960 Caster gains the ability to see at will into the Ethereal Plane

0961 Caster gains the friendship of a legendary arch-mage

0962 Caster gains the friendship of a legendary warrior

0963 Caster gains the friendship of a prominent merchant

0964 Caster gains the friendship of a thieves' guild master

0965 Caster gains the friendship of a well-respected mercenary

0966 Caster gains the friendship of the owner of a major brothel

0967 Caster gains the friendship of the ruler of a major country

0968 Caster gains the lasting enmity of a legendary arch-mage

0969 Caster gains the lasting enmity of a legendary warrior

0970 Caster gains the lasting enmity of a prominent merchant

0971 Caster gains the lasting enmity of a thieves' guild master

0972 Caster gains the lasting enmity of a well-respected mercenary

0973 Caster gains the lasting enmity of the owner of a major brothel

0974 Caster gains the lasting enmity of the ruler of a major country

0975 Caster gains the power of clairaudience to a range of five feet

0976 Caster gains the power to grant one Wish to someone else

0977 Caster gains dragons breathe weapon but also falls asleep

0978 Caster gains Water Breathing as potion

0979 Caster gains weight every time he or she says his or hers name

0980 Caster gets a strong urge to cast spells whenever he or she is angered

0981 Caster gets a Wish, (50% likely to grant the opposite)

0982 Caster giggles for d10 rounds, spell casting impossible

0983 Caster giggles in the presence of royalty

0984 Caster giggles whenever he or she hears a lie, but doesn't know why

0985 Caster giggles whenever he or she tries to tell a lie

0986 Caster glimpses Paradise and is forever changed

0987 Caster glimpses The Pit and is forever changed

0988 Caster glows as though on fire internally

0989 Caster glows for 1d10 rounds after casting a spell

0990 Caster glows like a campfire when he or she tries to hide in shadow

0991 Caster glows like a firefly but can stop while he or she concentrates

0992 Caster glows like a firefly in moonlight

0993 Caster goes mad for 1 hour whenever he or she tries to cast this spell

0994 Caster grabs his or hers ankles and can't let go until tomorrow

0995 Caster greatly desires to cross the nearest stream or river

0996 Caster growls like a lion whenever he or she is upset

0997 Caster grows ½ inch each day

0998 Caster grows a finger on each foot

0999 Caster grows a third eye in the center of his or hers forehead

1000 Caster grows a third eye that can see the Ethereal Plane