1) "You actually put on the Armor?!"
2) "Okaaaaaaaay... ???"
3) "Oh no, I really did not want to have to do this to you"
4) "This is going to hurt."
5) "Man, it sucks to be you!"
6) "I updated this creature a little for tonight’s game."
7) "You can bring any character you want... it probably won't
live through the night."
8) "Your massive attack lands perfectly. He falls to the
ground and lays there for a second...He then gets up again and starts moving
towards you. He looks unwounded and is smiling an evil grin."
9) "The combat ends, but before you can rest, 10 more come
around the dune, and these ones look tougher."
10) "Evidently that wasn't the boss fight but his assistant."
11) "Oh...don't mind these rolls."
12) "Plot twists time..."
13) "The boot won't come off."
14) "You feel compelled to <insert anything here>."
15) "Ooooo, well. <pause> How many hit points did you
say you had left?"
16) Complete silence while he stares blankly at you.
17) "No, you REALLY
like that ring. In fact, you think you'd
MUCH
rather keep it on..."
18) “That gold coin you picked up last week was in truth <insert
anything here>."
19) "You do what?!! Okay, everyone have your dice handy?"
20) "10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1..."
21) "Okay, as you come into the clearing you see The mother
of the beast you slayed last week she’s twice as big, twice as fast, and has
three times as much hit points, and she’s pissed!”
22) "I need some more dice for this damage."
23) "I really didn't expect you guys to do that. *sigh*"
24) "Did you not hear me when I said it’s obviously trapped! That
meant
DON'T TOUCH!"
25) "Look I'm getting a bit drained GMing so I want to take a
break. But
don't worry I've got Jim Hohl to fill in for me Bye...."
26) "You don't mind if my nongamer, _very_ affectionate
significant other
sits in on the game?"
27) "wow my dice are on fire tonight let’s get started.”
28) "Eek! Ran out of coffee <or beer, or weed or whatever
makes them nice while GMing>."
29) you never Knew this but…!"
30) "...and then you notice her eyes are glowing."
31) "How many hit points did you say you had left?"
32) "Thought I'd bring my 9 year old son to the game. I want
him to learn
to play."
33) "My 9 year old son wrote this adventure... He'll be right out to DM it..."
34) "Whose miniature is that on the far right? Ewwww, sorry."
35) "No, but nice try."
36) "you should have ran last round. Now..."
37) "Can I borrow all your dice?"
38) "Can I borrow EVERYONE'S dice?"
39) [When the DM starts answering questions directed at you.]
40) "Explain to me **EXACTLY** what you are doing."
41) "pretend this is the item and show me how you touched it."
42) "My favorite monster? Well, any level draining undead,
really..."
43) "Oops. I should have told you this already but..."
44) "Read this note.
Don't tell anyone else what happened."
45) "What level were you?"
46) "You aren't, by any chance, immune to...?"
47) "Take a few minutes to check your character sheet. See if you can
squeeze out another roll somehow ."
48) "Don't worry about the damage. Just lie still for a while. We'll see
how things go."
49) "You are under a magical compulsion. Direct your most effective
attack against <insert PC>."
50) "Roll again and we will see if you live."
51) "I need to speak with you...alone."
52) "Give me your character sheet."
53) "Check your perception please. You failed? I guess you
don't
sense this coming..."
54) "You are cursed now you can only gain one KP <exp>per
day."
55) "I hope y'all didn't work to hard on your backgrounds,
because I designed this quest for 20 level or higher and even though your just
rolled up it’s you guys so you can handle it. "
56) "Damn. That was my last cigarette."
57) "Hang on, I got to look this one up!!"
58) (After you make a request that'll put unimaginable power into
the hands
of your character and you RM<GM or DM> just says)
"Okay."
59) "Tell me *EXACTLY* where you are standing when you do
this."
60) "Heeheeheeheeheeheehee!"
61) "No is it not a dragon it’s an ancient Wyrm,?"
62) "The other players all turn to you with glowing red.” <after
passing the other players all a note>
63) "You don't find any traps."
64) "You don't find the trap."
65) "You don't seem to find anything."
66) "Heheheh....cool."
67) "*cough*....OOOOOkay."
68) "What WAS your Con?"
69) "Take X damage. Permanently."
70) "You do that? I'll get back to you."
71) "Uhm...you should go out for a soda run?"
72) "Now that's gonna hurt!"
73) "Oops, I forgot he had that." <wicked smirk>
"Now who was the first one
to insult him?"
74) "What's your standing with your god right now?"
75) "Did your character have a will that wasn't on his
body?"
76) "You told the priest who your next of kin was,
right?"
77) "I didn't know those things hit so hard..."
78) "You didn't like that character, did you?"
79) "Don't get too comfortable, this won't last long."
80) (In a sarcastic tone) "roll 1d100?"
81) "Sorry."
82) "Hey-- Neat." <evil cackle>
83) "Now that's just swell."
84) "Are you _sure_ you don't want to attack him? You don't seem to be
grasping the 'easy' solution..."
85) [Any of the assorted evil laughs that come up regularly.]
86) [While rolling up a crit] <laughs> "I'd like to see
that. It'd just be
funny to actually see..."
87) "You know, this game is supposed to have a high turnover
rate. I've been
too nice to you guys lately."
88) During any conversation out of game: "Now there's an
idea. I'm going
to have to do that to you guys..."
89) "You know, I've never managed to run this dungeon All the
way through..."
90) "OK, guys, I'm not gonna sit here rolling all these
dice. I'll just
use the average damage."
91) "Come with me and bring your dice, and a pencil with an
eraser..."
92) "Sorry guys - I forgot my notes this week. So, err, if I
remember correctly,
93) "Hmm... I have a good session planned. I'm pretty sure
the survivors will
go up a level..."
94) "Oh crap... That's the last of you, isn't it
95) "You think you saw a shadow moving around the
corner."
96) "You think you heard some indistinct noise from your
side."
97) "You feel a sudden chill."
98) "Click."
99) "It smells kinda funny in here. Roll a d20 please.."
100) "Hand me that calculator."
